Castrated Cats
Stories!
Okay, the way this worked was that everyone in the room got two pieces of paper. On the very top of the paper, they were instructed to write down three words (any three, they could be unrelated). They were to write down the same three words on the top of the other paper. Then, all of the papers are collected and turned face down so no one could see what they were getting. The papers were passed out, or chosen by the participants. On the papers, they had to write a short story of 55 words or less that involved those three words. Here are some of the products of this game and our Surge parties.
Words = "Christmas, Crap, Ryan"
Ryan got Jean in a box for Christmas.
He said,"Oh crap!"
We all laughed at Jean.
Words = "Surge, Stupid, Jean"
Jean drank the stupid Surge. The
Surge went into her tummy. It came
out of her belly button. It ate
her. She died. Dave rejoiced.
The End.
Words = "Barbarrossa, Hug, Polyvinyl"
I don't think Mark knows what
these words mean. He even
doesn't know what hug means. He
does things to his cat, but they
aren't hugs. Barbarrossa and
polyvinyl are things Mark eats
for breakfast and he feeds them
to Jean. They both die.
Word = "Dave, Die, Prick"
Dave really wants Jean to die. Jean
thinks Dave is a prick. They duel
and kill each other so that they are
both happy and the voices stop in
Jean's head.
Words = "Schpincter, Ryan, spoon"
One day, Ryan had a schpincter
race with James. They ate
spoons and rejoiced for they
were truly alive.
Words="Fire, Knife, Surge"
Sometimes I start fires. I also
have a knife. Ryan smells.
Sometimes it snows. I can put fires
out with Surge, but the sugar in the
Surge makes the fire bigger.
Words = "Jean, Dead, Happy"
Jean went skydiving one day.
She survived and is not dead.
Making David very unhappy. It's
an unfortunate accident.
Words="Dunkin, Fark, Pissy Pants"
Fark wears Pissy Pants. What's a
Dunkin?
(same words, new story)
Dunkin, Fark, and Pissy Pants all
took Jean out to Green. Jean laughs
too loud. Fark drank lots of Surge,
fell over and died. Jean hid under
the sheep. Dave laughed because the
Sheep peed on her.
Words = "Fire, Knife, Surge"
Once upon a time, Jean was listening
to Come On Eileen in her room, when
her room caught on fire. "What to
do!!?" yelled Jean. "I must have my
last Surge before I die!!"
So she drank her Surge, but
the fire never reached her. All of
a sudden, Brian came in and stabbed
her with a knife.
Words = "Backpack, TeePee, Cabinet"
When Jean was hiding in the cabinet,
well - OK - her parents put her in
there to shut her up. She
discovered a magical elf lived in
her shoe. He made a Teepee out of
paper towels and put it in Jean's
ugly backpack. When they let Jean
out her parents punished her for
playing with a funny man.
So what did you think? If you have any funny stories that you have made, 55 words or less, Please email them to us and maybe they will get posted on here!
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